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the-captains-wife:

koiflans:

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

You mean AMAZING

no

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daemontool:

me: babe grab my boob

bf: (grabs boob) (bone titty breaks)

me: see you in court asshole

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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,,

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.

Pisces, J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan

*courtesy of goodreads*

xoxo Helen

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